Was having a chat with a friend(girl)..after my bday….look at range of questions asked….
kaisa hua birthday?
kahan gaye?
kya kiya?
kitne log they?
(yahan tak to sab kuch theek tha….then)
usme kitne ladke they?
unhone kya gift diya….?
phir tumne return gift kya diya? (@#$%^…WTF!!!)
cousins/relatives parents ke saath kaise celebrate kiya?
parents ne kya gift diya?
(told her…got cash (my mistake))
her: acha…kahan pe shopping karoge?…south ex mat jaana wahan pe kaphi costly hai…(didnt even ask!!!)
cake kata (sigh….. 
)?
cake pe saari 21 candles….???
(i said yes…(bolne mein kya jaa raha hai…..another mistake ) )
her reply : “omg!!!..kitna badha cake hoga…”
(me (frustated) : problem hai kya… 
)
her : “nahin…soch rahi huun…banane mein kitni mehnat lagi hogi….”
and this went on for another 10-15 minutes….
moral of the day : dont come online for atleast a week after your bday…. 
Seems the writer has got a lady admirer of his and he wants to show off b4 his guy friends……
vaise aisa blog tune kyun likha?
kitna time laga use likhne me?
kya vo blog wala cake sach me itna bada tha…?? [:O]
[:D][:P]
candles kaun kaun se color ki thi??? [:D]
hadd toda hai sharde… [:)]mast hai…keep writing !!
Bandi ne bahut fight maari par sharda ne ghaas nahi daali ..
(for non hindi speakers) – Girl tried a lot but was unable to get any grass from sharda ..
(for germans) -
Girl : Ich liebe Sharda
Sharda : Ich liebe meine rechte hand
she was hitting on u sharda…… i hope she was not from ur undergraduate instittution……… whoever she is,, i wannna meet her …..a girl who hits on sharda….. must be something (pun intended)
@meerut…..kyun likha ka kya matlab…maan kar raha tha…chat history re visit kari…and there you are….
@navdeep…..a pretty flawless reply…completely stumped…dont know how to mock you….people help!!!!!
@deka….beleive me or not…there are many more such incidents…with different girls(and not from the institute)…
sorry someone ( i m weak in grammar …..)
Great going Sharda, your blogs are getting funnier and shorter. Easy on the eyes, as one would say. Vaise bandi ko padhaya ye blog? I would love to hear her reaction to all this
@deka….thanks for the compliment
….but since you have already spent 1.5 years with ur girl(as told by him on gtalk) u must be knowing this ” …girls are childish..not stupid”….and neither am i…..
who the hell told girls are stupid….my friend …they are intelligent ……. its the ear of women power …..just a question WAS IT THE SAME ONE WHO HAD VIOLINS PLAYING WHEN U SAW HER ……. [:P]
*era (my english sucks as usual)
Nope not that one
@sparrow…….Oops…..the compliment was from sparrow……a mistake of the eye….waise bandi ok dikhaunga to the consequences would be dire
@deka…… ya man experience counts mujhe waise bhi zyada idea nahin hai….waise time milein to some tips would be appreciated.
is tht the moral of the story!??
i think the moral of the story shud be choose your friends wisely
@rachana….ya that could have been a better ending
”
but this would have been much better….
“choose your friends unconditionally….and then feast on them
Amazing kya publicity ki hai blog kee.. Man Aamir shud take PR lessons from you.
Aur ye kya hai “choose your friends unconditionally….and then feast on them
”
You sound like a psycho Cannibal
@sparrow….meine to koi publicity nahin kari hai….actually i have many fans
yah right! sharda has a lot of fans like the girl who asks too many Qs
@rachana…..ya that is one example…..rest include all from above and many many more
yaar koi sharda ki is “friend(girl)” ka id pata karo…usko ye blog padhana hai
PS –> “deka
she was hitting on u sharda
Gaurav
@deka….beleive me or not…there are many more such incidents…with different women(and not from the institute)…”
my my…someone’s showin’ off big time!!
@neel may be to proove myself better then you. For details refer : http://www.neel311.wordpress.com
my dear sharda, there’s nothing for you to “proove”..we all “beleive” you..ofcourse you are far better “then” me..for starters, i don’t have a fan base as huge as yours..specially among the fairer sex
..neither do i have ANY “such incidents” with ANY “women” or girls for that matter.. 
..so sit back and relax..you are THE man!! 
“@rachana…..ya that is one example…..rest include all from above and many many more
”
haan yaar samajh gaye ki tu hee hai ek faridabad mein most eligible bachelor. The Man about Town, The Man with the Golden Gun
Maine to vapas jaana hee chodh diya isliye. Kya karoon , saare shahar ki ladkiya to sirf sharda se baat karti hai
gawd!! phew.
and I thought that Neel’s blog was the only history!
Kya Sharda!! write sth non controversial. Something not hitting on you. Something like traversing the history dates. Up dating general faqs!
As for sparrow, check neels blog for your cross querry
@sparrow….. sahi bol raha hai….new year eve par…”i saved a girl….by controlling myself
”
(kisi ke gtalk status message se li hai…par mera state bhi kuch aisa hi hai
!!!)
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