After a period of lull, and being mocked at by peers in someone’s blog page , the so called “lord of Blogging” is back, and this time he is being modest, has some knowledge to share with the “aam junta”.
For quite some time most of my friends have being wondering, how is that this asshole, after a very bad writing, constant spelling and grammatical mistakes, and making very contrived attempts at humor, manages to get such a huge response, from his blog.Here is the secret to my “successful venture”, you can thank me later 
1. It has nothing to do with the content of the blog, a good marketing strategy is what that matters (at least in my case) 
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2. “Controversial Content” in a post, followed by juicy comments is an instant hit. People of the opposite sexes fighting can make a post really successful. Feasting on some one else’s demise is what a successful blogger should follow.
3. Most of the time nonsense will do. Now nonsense can range from writing about a “discussing on cow shitting” near a canteen or something related to what we are thinking.
4. Mixing words of different languages, and spelling them out incorrectly has been observed to be a hit, but personally if you ask me, i find them irritating and annoying.
5. Writing about some socio-economic topics, once in a while, is something that ensures regular readers (and the material is also easily available on the net….so no thinking and only manipulative techniques are required).
6. Cheap publicity, including scrapping your blog-page link to everyone in your friend list…..or logging into more then one gtalk account simultaneous and having your blog page pasted on the status message for more then a week is what a desperate blogger can do.
7. Coalition is the new success, collaborate with me, get your Blog page link at the top of the right column of my blog page and 500 clicks a day is ensured!!! And that to free of cost.
P.S : Time of publish of a blog is important, how do you expect to get a good response if you are publishing it during the exams!!!! 
8. This blog sucks. Visit http://navdeepjk.wordpress.com for funny content.
na sharda na….
exam time is the when everybody is hunting and groping for bakar…
see if it works for u..
Ah well we are all slaves of the stats
, scrap the link onto neelu’s blog and watch the wordpress server crash due to the number of hits.
@sparrow : so does your name
P.S :Write something new(atleast in the comments), i have already
mentioned about my writing skills in this blog.
But, dude the point here is that you already have 2 gtalk id’s running
simultaneously with your blog link….and still you can’t stop the exaggerated publicity.
To the readers :
9. Adding your blog page link in the comments also helps, coz most of the time its the comments that people see, not the blog.
@sparrow ..need your help on one thing…….how do you think “pengiun” is for a nick name???
10(The Bottomline). This blog isn’t controversial. Visit neel311.wordpress.com for controversial stuff.
PS–> “still finding out ways to your publicized” …and the Lord carries on with his spelling and grammatical mistakes.
This isn’t fair sharda…u deleted your previous post…neway, here’s more…”pengiun”…
…u keep committing them, i’ll keep pointing them 
@sparrow ..need your help on one thing…….how do you think “shard ass” is for a nick name???
@neelu I did those mistakes on purpose…….and was rewarded with a comment
@ Gaurav
1. First of all think before you write and once you have written something dont chicken out and edit it later.
2. Cheap publicity ??? As I see it, its not cheap , its free or are you such a connoisseur of expensive publicizing that you pay google for Gtalk publicity.
3. Penguin is great but I feel crow suits you best.
@ Neel311
Shard ass , Shard-Ap ; everything works.
@navdick
hang on dude….i didnt chicken out of anything…..just added some more things to the comment(if you read its previous edition carefully)….didnt feel like wasting another comment on you.
@neelu please check the spelling mistake….i think there is one…and again i did it on purpose…
@deepanshu don’t know about the others….but i do think 3 of us are absolutely free….
naah others are free too, they are just reading the good blogs
sharda rocks pande rocks even more (pande this is for u baby i m ur fan )
neelu’s blog sucks sharda is the real king
sharda can write on gre stufff economic stuff blogwriting stuff and intern stuff all ….. leave blog this is infact an encyclopeadia of hhuman knowledge……..
next time i would request you to write on cricket (any sport) as that is the only thing lacking….
keep up the good work an tell u a secret sparrow and all are jealous of ur writing skills …u are unmatched man only problem is that silly people like me read ur comments without reading the blog entries [:P]
@ deka:
sarcasm noted.
MR. SHARDA,
creativity is very short lived.It is that ’spark’ which can not be persued but, is spontaneous.So when you are at your ‘creative phase’ just keep on writing…does’nt matter how much your peer group mocks at you.CHETAN BHAGAT came out of your institution.
we are awating many more literary works from you
happy blogging
no no , chetan actually came out of somewhere else. but as for awaiting literary works , arent we all waiting in anticipation of the next seminal work like the bestseller “blah blah blah”
hmm. nice..